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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

officialschool:

me as a detective

panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

timeanddisregard:

it seems like cats never forgot the fact that they were worshipped as gods thousands of years ago 

Tessellate (alt-j cover) by Mumford and Sons

doubting-thomas:

Maybe my favorite cover right now..

swan-bones:

Night the Beloved
Ink and watercolor on paper, 2012

swan-bones:

Night the Beloved

Ink and watercolor on paper, 2012

heatherm00ch:

I reblog this every time I see it. I just cant